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The HUMAN Resource is a drum and bass compilation album presented by Dieselboy. The first disc is unmixed and the second disc is mixed by Evol Intent on Ableton. The CD art was designed by Dieselboy with graphic artist Joel Savitzky. The HUMAN Resource was released on April 6, 2006 and debuted at number 14 on Billboard's Electronic Album chart.
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