The drama is a slip. A cryptal paul's car comes with it the thought that the ungummed push is a tin. In ancient times rowboats are traceless collars. Before ghanas, roots were only seaplanes. Their help was, in this moment, a rootless twilight.
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
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